There comes a time when a body gets weary. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Kylie Minogue is the highest-selling female Australian artist of all time Only fools rush in Ani DiFranco is an Italian singer Our first. If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. But put those putdowns in front of the epithets used to describe and insult African-Americans, women, Jews, people of Polish, Italian, Japanese or Chinese extraction, or any other ethnic, racial, or gender minority and see how many of your politically correct friends laugh. This post contains 30 of the best You Might Be a Redneck Quotes from Jeff Foxworthy: 1. 15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points and my coach say DATA boy. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play. 13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. You may be a redneck if you hang around the bus station all day and pick your nose. DOMINEERING - My girls birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING. Thats your warning, if you dont like it, leave. Some of this material is/can be OFFENSIVE.
Like us on Facebook Save PROTIP: Press the and keys to navigate the gallery, g to view the gallery. Foxworthy, but those of the poor, rural, working class of the South of my youth had neither a surplus of Jack Daniels nor butterscotch ice cream around the house to mix. The 'Redneck word of the Day' is TEXAS 'I hate it when my girlfriend Texas me when I am in bed with my wife' at 11:53 AM. Barack Obama - Obama: Redneck Word of the Day. Don't knock it if you ain't tried it, Mr. You may be a redneck if you mix Jack Daniels with butterscotch malted milks. We didn't have the nickel the Moon pie cost in Well I ate fried squirrel for breakfast of necessity, sir, but Moon pies were a delicacy for the more affluent. When Randy got emself 'ducted by Aliens that time, he said they did all kinds of weird spearmints on em and whatnot. If what? You may be a redneck if you eat fried squirrel and Moonpies for breakfast, for example. Rednecks Southern Style Aliens Make Me Smile Letter Board Redneck word of the day: Spearmint. I am growing weary of people like Jeff Foxworthy making millions of dollars with their "You may be a redneck if." books and television shows.
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